Kirk Hiner
Pure NintendoReview: We Are Doomed (Nintendo Switch) - Pure Nintendo
Published 9/18/2020
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-6 vs critic avg
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PS4 / PC / Mac / Vita / XONE / Switch - 4/14/2015
We Are Doomed
"WE ARE DOOMED is a twin-stick shooter where you zap polygon baddies with an absurdly overpowered laserbeam. Dive head-first into the action with reckless ambition, charge the SUPERBEAM, and zap everything out of existence in an instant. Chase high scores or just enjoy the beautiful explosion of geometry, colour and light."
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Critic avg
66
13 scored reviews
Total coverage
13
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Score range
50–85
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Score range is 31+ points
Critic landscape
The critic average is 66 across 13 scored reviews, with a 35-point spread. Critics are far apart on this one.
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Most scored reviews currently sit in the Below 70 band.
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80–893 reviews · 23%
70–794 reviews · 31%
Below 706 reviews · 46%
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Xander Morningstar
Nintendo World ReportWe Are Doomed (Switch) Review
Published 8/13/2020
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80
+14 vs critic avg
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Read originalJustin Nation
Nindie SpotlightNindie Spotlight We Are Doomed Review
Published 8/13/2020
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70
+4 vs critic avg
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Read originalTracey
PS4Blog.net[PS4 Twin-Stick Shooter] We Are Doomed Review
Published 7/22/2016
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70
+4 vs critic avg
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GameSpewWe Are Doomed Review
Published 2/29/2016
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60
-6 vs critic avg
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Read originalJoey Thurmond
Push SquarePush Square We Are Doomed Review
Published 4/21/2015
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60
-6 vs critic avg
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Read originalTuffcub
TheSixthAxisTheSixthAxis We Are Doomed Review
Published 4/20/2015
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70
+4 vs critic avg
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Read originalJonathan Barnes
TrueAchievementsTA Review: WE ARE DOOMED
Published 4/17/2015
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50
-16 vs critic avg
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Read originalKen Barnes
Pure XboxPure Xbox We Are Doomed Review
Published 4/16/2015
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50
-16 vs critic avg
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Read originalPatrick Anderson
COGconnectedCOGconnected We Are Doomed Review
Published 4/16/2015
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85
+19 vs critic avg
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