Heidi Hawes
WayTooManyGamesReview - Vampire Therapist (PS5)
Published 4/1/2026
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Series X|S / PS4 / Linux / PC / PS5 / Mac / XONE / Switch - 7/19/2024
Vampire Therapist
Guide vampires through centuries of emotional baggage, decades of delusions and the odd bout of self-loathing with real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts and become a Vampire Therapist! Even vampires need a shoulder to cry on when a neck to bite just won’t do.
- Developer
- Little Bat Games
- Publisher
- Little Bat Games, Ultimate Games
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Critic avg
79
13 scored reviews
Total coverage
13
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Score range
40–88
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Score range is 31+ points
Critic landscape
The critic average is 79 across 13 scored reviews, with a 48-point spread. Critics are far apart on this one.
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Most scored reviews currently sit in the 80–89 band.
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80–8910 reviews · 77%
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Jemma Casson
Pure NintendoReview: Vampire Therapist (Nintendo Switch) - Pure Nintendo
Published 3/28/2026
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40
-39 vs critic avg
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Read originalEdEN
PS4Blog.netVampire Therapist Review
Published 3/16/2026
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85
+6 vs critic avg
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Read originalJustin Nation
Nindie SpotlightReview: Vampire Therapist on Nintendo Switch
Published 2/24/2026
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87
+8 vs critic avg
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Read originalMorgan Wagener
GamesCreedVampire Therapist Review | PC
Published 8/13/2024
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88
+9 vs critic avg
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Read originalBree Maybe
Checkpoint GamingVampire Therapist Review - Drinking blood is self care - Checkpoint
Published 8/8/2024
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85
+6 vs critic avg
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Read originalAlyssa Rochelle Payne
GameGrinVampire Therapist Review
Published 8/5/2024
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85
+6 vs critic avg
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Read originalChris O'Connor
ImpulsegamerVampire Therapist PC Review
Published 8/1/2024
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86
+7 vs critic avg
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Read originalCosmin Vasile
SoftpediaVampire Therapist Review (PC)
Published 7/26/2024
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85
+6 vs critic avg
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Read originalMark Steighner
COGconnectedVampire Therapist Review – Undead Insights
Published 7/22/2024
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80
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