Veerender Jubbal
GameSpotThirsty Suitors Review - "I'm Jala Goddamn Jayaratne!"
Published 11/29/2023
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Series X|S / PS4 / PC / PS5 / XONE / Switch - 11/2/2023
Thirsty Suitors
Can Jala learn to love herself and heal the wounds of her past? Thirsty Suitors is a stylish, story-driven adventure that unfolds through turn-based battles, skateboarding, and cooking.
- Developer
- Outerloop Games
- Publisher
- Annapurna Interactive
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Critic avg
79
16 scored reviews
Total coverage
16
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Score range
60–92
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Score range is 31+ points
Critic landscape
The critic average is 79 across 16 scored reviews, with a 32-point spread. Critics are far apart on this one.
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Most scored reviews currently sit in the 80–89 band.
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16 included scored reviews
90–1003 reviews · 19%
80–898 reviews · 50%
70–794 reviews · 25%
Below 701 review · 6%
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Derek Johnson
Jump Dash RollThirsty Suitors Review - Jump Dash Roll
Published 11/16/2023
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90
+11 vs critic avg
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Read originalSteven Scaife
Slant Magazine'Thirsty Suitors' Review: Jala Jayaratne vs. the World
Published 11/13/2023
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60
-19 vs critic avg
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Read originalTrent Cannon
Nintendo LifeReview: Thirsty Suitors - A Heart And Humour-Filled Ex-Battler, Stylish But Overly Ambitious
Published 11/13/2023
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70
-9 vs critic avg
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Read originalJames Wood
Press StartThirsty Suitors – Grind Home
Published 11/2/2023
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80
+1 vs critic avg
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Read originalGrace Black
TwinfiniteThirsty Suitors Review - Jala's Ex-Hausting Adventure
Published 11/2/2023
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80
+1 vs critic avg
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Read originalNeal Chandran
RPGFanThirsty Suitors Review | RPGFan
Published 11/1/2023
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92
+13 vs critic avg
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Read originalOzzie Mejia
ShacknewsThirsty Suitors review: Quenched and satisfied
Published 11/1/2023
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80
+1 vs critic avg
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Read originalMalindy Hetfeld
The GuardianThirsty Suitors – emotional combat that’s equal parts funny, horny and heartfelt
Published 11/1/2023
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80
+1 vs critic avg
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Read originalKyle LeClair
Hardcore GamerReview: Thirsty Suitors
Published 11/1/2023
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80
+1 vs critic avg
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