Willem Hilhorst
Nintendo World ReportThe Procession to Calvary (Switch) Review
Published 12/14/2021
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PS4 / Linux / Android / PC / iOS / Mac / XONE / Switch - 4/9/2020
The Procession to Calvary
Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.
- Developer
- Joe Richardson
- Publisher
- Joe Richardson, SUPERHOT PRESENTS, Digerati Distribution, Akupara Games
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Critic avg
79
12 scored reviews
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70–90
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The critic average is 79 across 12 scored reviews, with a 20-point spread. Critics mostly agree, but there is some useful variation in the individual reviews.
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Most scored reviews currently sit in the 80–89 band.
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80–897 reviews · 58%
70–794 reviews · 33%
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Cosmin Vasile
SoftpediaSoftpedia The Procession to Calvary Review
Published 7/31/2021
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85
+6 vs critic avg
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Read originalDamien McFerran
Nintendo LifeMini Review: The Procession To Calvary - An Absurdist Point-And-Click Quest That Will Split Your Sides
Published 7/25/2021
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70
-9 vs critic avg
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Read originalRobert Ramsey
Push SquareMini Review: The Procession to Calvary (PS4) - Absurd Point and Click Adventure Is Funny and Brilliantly Unique
Published 7/7/2021
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80
+1 vs critic avg
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Read originalJustin Nation
Nindie SpotlightNindie Spotlight The Procession to Calvary Review
Published 7/1/2021
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75
-4 vs critic avg
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Read originalHeidi Hawes
WayTooManyGamesReview - The Procession to Calvary
Published 5/28/2020
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90
+11 vs critic avg
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Read originalSteve C
TheSixthAxisThe Procession to Calvary Review – TheSixthAxis
Published 5/8/2020
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70
-9 vs critic avg
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Read originalBob Richardson
RPGFanRPGFan Review - The Procession to Calvary
Published 5/6/2020
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79
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Read originalAthanasios Aravositas
Cubed3The Procession to Calvary (PC) Review
Published 4/29/2020
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80
+1 vs critic avg
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Read originalCody Peterson
Screen RantThe Procession to Calvary Review: Surrealistically Funny & Odd
Published 4/27/2020
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