Matthew Pollesel
Gaming AgeCrush House review for PC
Published 12/3/2024
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PC - 8/9/2024
The Crush House
Film and produce 1999's hottest reality TV show: The Crush House! Select a crush-worthy cast, satisfy voracious audiences and keep the show on air to uncover the sinister secrets behind this darkly comic thirst-person shooter.
- Developer
- Nerial
- Publisher
- Devolver Digital
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Critic avg
75
15 scored reviews
Total coverage
15
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Score range
50–90
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Score range is 31+ points
Critic landscape
The critic average is 75 across 15 scored reviews, with a 40-point spread. Critics are far apart on this one.
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Most scored reviews currently sit in the 80–89 band.
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15 included scored reviews
90–1001 review · 7%
80–898 reviews · 53%
70–792 reviews · 13%
Below 704 reviews · 27%
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Kyle LeClair
Hardcore GamerReview: The Crush House delivers Quite the Unique and Fun Experience
Published 8/13/2024
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80
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Read originalMatt Sainsbury
Digitally DownloadedReview: The Crush House (PC)
Published 8/13/2024
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80
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Read originalNate Shearer
Qualbert.comThe Crush House Review (PC)
Published 8/12/2024
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80
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Read originalAsh Wayling
WellPlayedThe Crush House Review
Published 8/10/2024
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65
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Read originalJames O'Connor
Press StartThe Crush House Review – XOXO
Published 8/10/2024
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80
+5 vs critic avg
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Read originalSteve Wright
StevivorThe Crush House Review: Showtime synergy
Published 8/10/2024
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80
+5 vs critic avg
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Read originalTerrence Johnson
ZTGDThe Crush House (PC) Review – ZTGD
Published 8/9/2024
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85
+10 vs critic avg
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Read originalAllisandra Reyes
Game8The Crush House Review | A Bubblegum Dystopia That Almost Pops
Published 8/9/2024
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66
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Read originalDeven McClure
Screen RantThe Crush House Review: A Scintillating Social Sim Fever Dream
Published 8/9/2024
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