Frank Wood
MonsterVineNoita Review – Everything melts, explodes, or collapses
Published 11/19/2020
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PC - 10/15/2020
Noita is a magical action roguelite set in a world where every pixel is physically simulated. Fight, explore, melt, burn, freeze and evaporate your way through the procedurally generated world using spells you've created yourself. Explore a variety of environments ranging from coal mines to freezing wastelands while delving deeper in search for unknown mysteries.
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Critic avg
83
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8
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70–95
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Score range is 21–30 points
The critic average is 83 across 8 scored reviews, with a 25-point spread. That suggests a mixed critic response rather than a single clear read.
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Noita Review – Everything melts, explodes, or collapses
Published 11/19/2020
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Read originalNoita Review
Published 10/20/2020
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70
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Read originalNoita review - a merciless and utterly chaotic wizarding delight
Published 10/19/2020
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Read originalReview: Noita
Published 10/18/2020
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80
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Read originalNoita Review
Published 10/15/2020
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90
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Read originalNoita review — In the mouth of madness
Published 10/14/2020
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85
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Read originalNoita review
Published 10/14/2020
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81
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Read originalNoita Review
Published 10/14/2020
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95
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