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Linux / PC - 4/8/2026
I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren't Looking
Find hidden objects in famous paintings… then eat them. Decode bizarre cravings, rip chunks out of Renaissance masterpieces, and snack your way through art history like the absolute menace you are.
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- Frog & Dove Games
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