Luke Winkie
The GuardianGoat Simulator 3 review – a demented, self-destructive caprine bender
Published 12/20/2022
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Series X|S / PS4 / Switch 2 / Android / PC / iOS / PS5 / Switch - 11/17/2022
Goat Simulator 3
Pilgor’s baaack! Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; a totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience. Invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage together, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends.
- Developer
- Coffee Stain Studios
- Publisher
- Coffee Stain Publishing
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Critic avg
67
12 scored reviews
Total coverage
12
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Score range
50–80
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Mixed response
Score range is 21–30 points
Critic landscape
The critic average is 67 across 12 scored reviews, with a 30-point spread. That suggests a mixed critic response rather than a single clear read.
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Most scored reviews currently sit in the Below 70 band.
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Sam Stewart
Game RantGoat Simulator 3 Review
Published 11/27/2022
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70
+3 vs critic avg
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Read originalNeil Bolt
PlayStation UniverseGoat Simulator 3 Review (PS5) - Silly, Messy Anarchy Reigns Supreme - PlayStation Universe
Published 11/22/2022
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70
+3 vs critic avg
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Read originalJason Bohn
Hardcore GamerReview: Goat Simulator 3
Published 11/22/2022
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80
+13 vs critic avg
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Metro GameCentralGoat Simulator 3 review – not the greatest of all time
Published 11/18/2022
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50
-17 vs critic avg
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Read originalTed Litchfield
PC GamerGoat Simulator 3 review
Published 11/16/2022
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50
-17 vs critic avg
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Read originalAlex Avard
GamesRadar+Goat Simulator 3 Review: "A punchline that ultimately outstays its welcome" | GamesRadar+GamesRadar+GamesRadar+NewsaramaTotal FilmEdge
Published 11/16/2022
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Read originalStephen Tailby
Push SquareReview: Goat Simulator 3 (PS5) - Bigger, Madder Sequel Is Udderly Ridiculous
Published 11/16/2022
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60
-7 vs critic avg
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Read originalOzzie Mejia
ShacknewsGoat Simulator 3 review: Goat Theft Auto
Published 11/16/2022
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70
+3 vs critic avg
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Read originalMeg Pelliccio
TheGamerGoat Simulator 3 Review
Published 11/16/2022
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80
+13 vs critic avg
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