Nathanial Eker
Nintendo LifeReview: Desert Child (Switch) A Hilariously Offbeat, Indie Hovercycle Racer
Published 4/26/2024
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PS4 / Linux / PC / Mac / XONE / Switch - 12/11/2018
In Desert Child, you are a young and talented hoverbike racer who needs to figure out how you can scrape enough cash together through racing and odd jobs to punch your one way ticket to the Red Planet to enter the biggest race in the universe, the Grand Prix.
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55
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35–80
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Review: Desert Child (Switch) A Hilariously Offbeat, Indie Hovercycle Racer
Published 4/26/2024
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80
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Read originalReview: Desert Child (Nintendo Switch) - Pure Nintendo
Published 12/28/2018
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50
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Read original[PlayStation 4] Desert Child Review
Published 12/26/2018
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65
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Read originalDesert Child review - Race, ramen, repeat
Published 12/19/2018
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70
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Read originalDesert Child Review – Free Enterprise on Mars
Published 12/18/2018
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35
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Read originalDesert Child - A Fantastic Retro Racer That's Way Too Short
Published 12/16/2018
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60
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Read originalNindie Spotlight Desert Child Review
Published 12/13/2018
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50
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Read originalDesert Child Review – Just Scraping By
Published 12/12/2018
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60
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Read originalDesert Child Review – Hip Hop, Hoverbikes, and Ho-Hum Gameplay
Published 12/11/2018
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Read originalDesert Child (Switch) Review
Published 12/11/2018
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