Olivia Davies
GamingTrendConsume Me review — A tasty yet tough bite to eat
Published 10/27/2025
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90
+11 vs critic avg
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PC / Mac - 9/25/2025
Consume Me
did you feel stupid, fat, lazy, and ugly in high school? well i did...but at least i made a life-simulation RPG about it!
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- Hexecutable
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- Hexecutable
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79
Average of 9 scored external reviews.
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Critic avg
79
9 scored reviews
Total coverage
9
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Score range
30–100
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Score range is 31+ points
Critic landscape
The critic average is 79 across 9 scored reviews, with a 70-point spread. Critics are far apart on this one.
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Most scored reviews currently sit in the 80–89 band.
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9 included scored reviews
90–1003 reviews · 33%
80–895 reviews · 56%
70–790 reviews · 0%
Below 701 review · 11%
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Imran Khan
Restart.runConsume Me Review: A Relatable Autobiography
Published 10/13/2025
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80
+1 vs critic avg
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Read originalChris Schilling
The GuardianConsume Me review - anything but empty calories
Published 10/6/2025
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Score
100
+21 vs critic avg
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Read originalCharles Harte
Game InformerConsume Me Review - A Delightful Diet Diary - Game Informer
Published 10/3/2025
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Score
83
+4 vs critic avg
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Read originalMatt Wales
EurogamerConsume Me review - difficult to finish, in a different kind of way
Published 10/2/2025
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80
+1 vs critic avg
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Read originalBree
Checkpoint GamingConsume Me Review – You aren’t what you eat
Published 9/29/2025
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Score
80
+1 vs critic avg
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Read originalJordan Brown
Final WeaponConsume Me Review – Practice Doesn’t Always Make Perfect
Published 9/28/2025
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Score
30
-49 vs critic avg
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Read originalWill "FncWill" Hogeweide
Rectify GamingReview: Consume Me
Published 9/24/2025
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Score
90
+11 vs critic avg
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Read originalJess Lee
Digital SpyConsume Me review
Published 9/24/2025
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80
+1 vs critic avg
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