Erik Hodges
Try Hard GuidesBahnsen Knights Review — A Cult of Cars
Published 12/13/2023
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PS4 / PC / PS5 / Mac / XONE / Switch - 12/14/2023
Bahnsen Knights
1986, Tornado Alley, USA… Go undercover as Boulder, an agent infiltrating the notorious religious cult known as the Bahnsen Knights. Face off against occultists, biblical storms, and an enigmatic car salesman turned preacher as you investigate the disappearance of a fellow agent and close friend.
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- LCB Game Studio
- Publisher
- Chorus Worldwide
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Critic avg
77
14 scored reviews
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14
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Score range
55–100
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Score range is 31+ points
Critic landscape
The critic average is 77 across 14 scored reviews, with a 45-point spread. Critics are far apart on this one.
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Most scored reviews currently sit in the 80–89 band.
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90–1002 reviews · 14%
80–896 reviews · 43%
70–794 reviews · 29%
Below 702 reviews · 14%
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Missy Taylor
Checkpoint GamingBahnsen Knights Review – Pulp yourself together! - Checkpoint
Published 12/13/2023
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60
-17 vs critic avg
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Read originalMitchell Demorest
Slant Magazine'Bahnsen Knights' Review: The Cult of the Road
Published 12/13/2023
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70
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Read originalKatherine Kong
But Why Tho?REVIEW: ‘Bahnsen Knights’ Is A Pixel Pulp That Twisters (PC)
Published 12/13/2023
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